An Intimate Moment with the Hulk

[auggie18]

This is from that Defenders mini that came out kind of recently-ish.

Comments

[rainspirit]

Well, at least he wasn't trying to get it on with his cousin this time. e_e

[donnblake]

Wow, sexual frustration really seems to bring out the monologuer in Umar, huh?

[darkknightjrk]

Who doesn't?

[shadowpsykie]

motto

Eureka!

[blue_bolt]

Remember when Crazy!Banner figured out a cure for the Hulk? It must have been the distilled essence of "just got laid."

Clearly the Hulk isn't the result of rage, but of a specific kind of rage (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YouNeedToGetLaid)

Re: Eureka!

[shadowpsykie]

actually i think it has more to do with The spell umar slipped into his orifice.... ph wait... AURA... hehe.

it could also be the ummm release, as well as the spell... or hulk is just afraid to come back

[bruinsfan]

Overall I didn't care for Giffen's slapstick comedy schtick on the Defenders miniseries, but I must admit "Umar... just getting started" cracked me up.

[luxshine]

To be honest, what sold me on the whole mini was the "Shazulk" line.

[filthysize]

How would it even fit.

[cainofdreaming]

Non-Euclidean geometry at work. Those cosmic horrors from dark dimensions just don't adhere to our quaint little universal laws.

[icon_uk]

Banner - "Gasp! You're a many-angled one!!"

Umar - "In oh so many ways...."

[biod]

Hulk smallest one there is.

[filthysize]

HULK SMASH LIES. HULK ADEQUATE.

[deepspaceartist]

Seeing as Umar seems to be a Dr. Strange villain, I'm gonna go ahead and say 'magic' is a sufficient explanation.

[thosefew]

Hammerspace. And this...is not the hammer.

[biod]

Ladies and gentlemen, the REAL reason we have scans_daily: comicbook dick jokes.

[captainbellman]

They could at least have done something original with the tower design.

HULK SMASH!

[big_daddy_d]

Hulk smash indeed!

[lieut_kettch]

HULK NEED GAMMA-VIAGRA.

[jlroberson]

I loved this miniseries. But this team can do no wrong.

[remial]

what is this from?

I am only curious for... scientific purposes...

[skemono]

Defenders. A 5-issue miniseries by Keith Giffen, J.M. DeMatteis, and Kevin Maguire, from 2005/6.

[selke]

Oh my, that last few panels needs to be a gif.

[misanthr0pe]

The leaning tower of Sauron?

So that's where r/cringe got their banner image from. Which, now that I type it out, is actually more clever than I thought.