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So... the Penguin. What a wimp, right? Some writers make him one of the smartest Batman villains to make up for it; others portray him utterly pathetic on all fronts and ride it for every laugh it's worth.
And some writers just say nuts to all of that. Like Alan Grant, circa 1989's Secret Origins Special. A cut above most of Grant's work, if I do say so myself - but that might just be a result of the wonderfully moody art, which I find to be only enhanced by the poor paper/ink quality.

And some writers just say nuts to all of that. Like Alan Grant, circa 1989's Secret Origins Special. A cut above most of Grant's work, if I do say so myself - but that might just be a result of the wonderfully moody art, which I find to be only enhanced by the poor paper/ink quality.

And now, the song parody (changing a few words around counts as parody, right?) that instantly popped to my head when I saw this page. Be warned: it was apparently so bad that none of my buddies on tumblr would reblog or even like the post.
And it’s the eye of the Penguin
The thrill of the fight
Rising up to the challenge of those bullies
And the last known survivor
Stalks them all from the ice
And he’s watching them all with the eye…
… of the Penguin.
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Date: 2013-09-20 12:45 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-09-20 01:03 am (UTC)Hefner himself had a messy fallout with this site (I think it was) a year ago. Hasn't posted since.
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Date: 2013-09-20 01:08 am (UTC)Well I asked cause the older Batman stuff I saw you posting recently reminded me of him and and inspired me to go back and reread a lot of stuff.
Keep up the good work!
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Date: 2013-09-20 01:06 am (UTC)So, The Batman interpretation of the Penguin as a martial arts master had some grounding in reality after all.
Well, except for the robot Geisha's.
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Date: 2013-09-20 05:42 am (UTC)Robot Geishas are awesome.
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Date: 2013-09-20 09:10 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-09-20 11:25 am (UTC)So either robots or Penguin found a pair of contortionists who put Ty Lee to shame.
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Date: 2013-09-21 12:46 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2013-09-20 05:22 am (UTC)I can see the Penguin being ruthless and underhanded to make his rise to the top, but I just can't buy him being any sort of brute or martial artist.
Now, if he'd hidden a zip gun up his sleeve, that would make sense.
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Date: 2013-09-20 01:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-09-20 05:36 pm (UTC)Hidden derringer? Yes.
Fist full of sand to the eyes followed by hitting the bully in the head with a large rock? Yes.
Blindsiding said bully with a car? Yes.
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Date: 2013-09-20 11:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-09-20 02:51 pm (UTC)"What ya gonna do, peck me to death?"
"Something like that."
BLAM BLAM BLAM
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Date: 2013-09-20 05:12 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-09-20 05:52 am (UTC)At the same time, I also always thought the attempt to darken the Penguin here was a bit forced. And also very typical of that particular moment at DC, around 88-90, to sludge the DCU up a bit post-Miller and Moore.
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Date: 2013-09-20 09:13 am (UTC)It's an awesome story which I must see if I can dig out.
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Date: 2013-09-20 10:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-09-20 12:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-09-20 12:34 pm (UTC)IIRC, the only time that Moore "wrote" the Penguin was that tiny cameo during The Killing Joke - in the script, he calls Penguin "Oscar Bumbershoot"(!)
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Date: 2013-09-20 01:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-09-20 05:16 pm (UTC)And heck, Collins always had a streak for Silver/Bronze Age nuttiness, even though his run happened at the very start of the DKR/Year One era. Remember, this was the guy who spent an entire issue showcasing an evil mime.
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Date: 2013-09-20 01:53 pm (UTC)How many people has Batman done that to?
I remember the Calendar Man special had him reform, then Batman showed up in his apartment and snarled "I'll be watching you every moment of your life" so he went back to committing crime.
And he also kinda drove Harvey Dent back to being a criminal because he instantly suspected him of being a murderer.
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Date: 2013-09-20 03:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-09-20 12:37 pm (UTC)There was also a post-Iceberg Lounge story where a henchman implied that he personally broke the arm of any hench that gave him bad news.