JImmy Olsen: Crossdresser

[schmevil.insanejournal.com]

Jimmy rocks that pink mini, don't you think?

This site delves into Jimmy's long history of crossdressing for business and pleasure. The best part? Superman's Favorite Transvestite, Jimmy Olsen, by Fred Hembeck. Here, have a sample:

Yes, yes. Two posts in row, I know. Shush. Did you guys happen to notice that we now have over one thousand members? Yes, that's right,



God, I think I blinded myself. *rubs eyes*

Comments

[parsimonia.insanejournal.com]

I WAS TOTALLY GOING TO SUGGEST THAT YOU ANNOUNCE THIS WITH GLITTER TEXT!!! Did I suggest that or have we both been synced up the hive mind vagina by now? I can't remember.

XD

[parsimonia.insanejournal.com]

*synced up to the hive...

[schmevil.insanejournal.com]

THE HIVE VAGINA KNOWS ALL COMMANDS!

[mullon.insanejournal.com]

Isn't 1000 the limit for this site?

[dreadedlurker.insanejournal.com]

I thought so too.

[schmevil.insanejournal.com]

Members: 1006.

Yes and no. 1000 is the limit for regular accounts. Ours is paid.

[bean_montag.insanejournal.com]

UGH.

That dress is way too short.

Slut.

[schmevil.insanejournal.com]

Don't slut shame Jimmy! He's just trying to express himself.

[superfan1.insanejournal.com]

[jlroberson.insanejournal.com]

Hell, the first time you see Jimmy in ALL-STAR he's just changing out of his dress.

[nevermore999.insanejournal.com]

I'm Jimmy Olsen! I look great!

[nevermore999.insanejournal.com]

Hee, this was a fantastic site to read! Thank you for pointing me to it!

[kingrockwell]

Took us long enough! It's been, what, four months and we're just now at 1/4 of 1.0's roster? Then again, at least we know these ones are mostly active, but it's good to see we're getting back into the swing of things!

And oh Fred Hembeck, always delivering the crack.

[salad_barbarian.insanejournal.com]

I think it took so long to get these numbers because:

1) Not everyone from the old site knows we're here.

2) Some people didn't see a reason to risk going on after the old place died. They might have been afraid of losing their personal LJs.

3) Some would rather stick with just discussing and so went to no scans.

[dorksidefiker.insanejournal.com]

Lets also keep in mind that a goodly number of the membership on JL could very easily have been made up of people who have long since stopped being active in any way over there.

[schmevil.insanejournal.com]

Yup. We had over 9,000 members. I highly doubt that all 9,000 were active.

[salad_barbarian.insanejournal.com]

Now that I think about it more there were also probably people who joined hoping to get free comics like full scans. When it turned out it wasn't like that they were just too lazy to click leave.

Or we broke their minds and they haven't been able to go near a computer since.

(I hope that's coherent. For far too long I've been far too awake.)

[schmevil.insanejournal.com]

Oh, definitely. Probably every comm's membership is inflated by this kind of thing.

[mosellegreen.insanejournal.com]

That sight is a hoot. Thanks for the link.

[khaosworks.insanejournal.com]

My favorite thing about the "Miss Jimmy Olsen" story is where he uses Dora the chimp to avoid having to give Big Monte a kiss. Apparently, homosexuality is verbotten, but bestiality gets a big laugh.

That, and Jimmy casually dismissing the jealousy-murder of the escaped "Killer" Kendall as sparing the law the expense of killing him. "It's okay, kids! He was going to be killed anyway!"

[schala_kid.insanejournal.com]

That is so awesome!!!! Our new goal is to have the members we have right now but times nine! :D

Also transvestite Jimmy is the best Jimmy.

[lightbrigade.insanejournal.com]

I wholly agree. Countdown would have been more entertaining had Jimmy dressed up in a frock rather than turned into rubbery Turtle Boy.

[seriousfic.insanejournal.com]

One thousand? But that's UNDER NINE THOUSAAAAAAND!!

[buttler.insanejournal.com]

That's as many as a hundred tens! And that's terrible.