Uncanny X-Men #11 + Apocalypse Blu-Ray Cover Revealed

[sarahnewlin]

Oh X-Men.....*sigh*

We open in the Savage Land HQ. (Where are Ka-Zar and Shanna?) Monet is being taunted by Empath, because when is she not, really?



OH MY GOD ITS LIKE THAT CREEPY TEETH EYES GIF AUUUGH GOD NOOOOOO

Anyway, cut to the training room. Emily Blunt- I mean Betsy is working out. Mags stops by.



(Awww Greggie must be tracing from the latest Tomb Raider reboot. She looks like Lara Croft in that second panel.)


Everyone please take note of her eyebrows and her magically changing hair length. They're so....defining. (Also "Tell me the truth!" How very Girl On The Train of them....Emily Blunt)

Now I want to draw your attention to the Blu-Ray cover of the recent film equivalent to Last Stand and Wolverine Origins in terms of awfulness X-Men Apocalypse.


The photoshop is INCREDIBLY painful. Quicksilver looks out of place, Xavier looks like he's trying to pass gas or something, Angel's missing a wing...the whole thing is just terrible.

Comments

[starwolf_oakley]

You don't have to be a Summers or a Grey to have a confusing family tree. M is talking to her brother, Emplate. Also, this M was originally Penance in GENERATION X. The other M was this M's twin sisters forming a gestalt being based on the real M. Who you see here, talking to her brother. Who has possesses her hand.

Comics, everyone.

[icon_uk]

I believe M's family tree (or possibly creeping vine) has been the subject of a cold open on Jay and Miles Xplain the X-Men...

[scorntx]

M's family tree isn't really that complicated.

Not like the Lensherr family tree, which if we include the Darkholme family tree, has been known to drive people mad just looking at it.
(Any more complex, and it won't be able to exist in 2-D space anymore...)

[donnblake]

What's the connection to the Darkeholmes (he asked, knowing he'd regret it).

[scorntx]

Talia Josephene Wagner, Kurt and Scarlet Witch's daughter from another reality.

[icon_uk]

The Summers family tree has at least one multi-temporal causality loop in it and requires a specialist reader... though one who is regretting volunteering for the job!

[mastermahan]

If you want to be pedantic about it, the Lensherr family is very simple these days: just Erik and Polaris.

[scorntx]

SILENCE! DO NOT BRING YOUR LIES HERE!

... (wait, what about Anya?)

[mastermahan]

She's part of the family, yes, but also at an Uncle Ben-level of dead. To be honest, I'm surprised she's never been resurrected.

[scorntx]

Well, like you said, she's Uncle Ben-dead.
Those are the sort of people who really stay dead.
Not even temporal thingamajiggers bring them back.

(... wait, where would Zaladane fit on the tree? She's supposed to be Lorna's sister but... ugh. Friggen Claremont...)