Superman's Girl Friend Lois Lane #59

[lordultimus]

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[trooper924]

"BY THE WAY, YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIE, BUT HEY, LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE! BYYYYYYYYE!"

*tardis noise*

"......Jor-El, I'm going out drinking. I suspect I won't be back until sometime next week."

[superfangirl1]

But wouldn't this created a time paradox. And possibly damage Kal-el own future.

What if Jor-el and Lara decide to not send baby Kal-el to earth. Because he will one day interact with a deranged crazy woman in the future.

[cygnia]

"And thus Superboy-Prime was born..."

[lbd_nytetrayn]

This is just all kinds of fucked up.

[icon_uk]

Lois... does not come out of this looking well...at all.... in any way... whatsoever.

This is full blown stalker mode, with a side order of scary minor-chord background music.

[arilou_skiff]

You do wonder what the hell the writers had against Lois Lane to depict her like this.

[agharta75]

Look up Mort Weisinger.

[bradygirl_12]

Plenty of Lois-dickery in this! She and Supes are made for each other. :)

The craziness in the Lois Lane comics were just amped-versions of the popular romance comics of the time. People committed all kinds of dickery in the name of love ("All's fair...) and DC had the added perk of super-shenanigans.

The underlying message is that Lois always gave as good as she got. :)

[mastermahan]

This is some maximum-level dickery right here, that's for sure. Lois's quest to fuck Superman's dad means she's actively trying to prevent Superman from ever being conceived. I don't think Superman ever tried prevent Lois from existing, but I wouldn't be surprised if it had happened at some point.

[bradygirl_12]

Never underestimate the Silver Age! :)

"30 years in the future at the Fortress Of Solitude.."

[7dialsmystery]

"...and the most important lesson, Kal-El, my son, do not under any circumstances marry the earthling known as Lois Lane. She is the greatest enemy the House of El has ever faced. Worse than Braniac or Ultra-Humanite. Completely Evil", thus spake Jor-El's hologram.