"Earth is backwards and primitive... yet were the people of my planet, Zenn-La, so different?"
Also, Norrin Radd, the people of Earth heard that Galactus was going to eat their planet (and probably "sensed" he wasn't lying). Of course they would cower in abject fear!
It kind of makes me wonder why the Surfer never joined the Avengers during any of his times trapped on Earth. Yes, he's overpowered, but he'd have been a hell of an asset and he could have used the companionship. Instead, it was all about the Defenders, who didn't even -like- each other half the time.
Interesting that this What If had to remove the FF, Namor, Doom, and Captain America from the board in order to work.
That's a good question, actually. Before New Avengers it was tradition to keep some of more loner-type characters out of the Avengers, but since then pretty much anyone is a potential member. Norrin would have fit right in with Hickman's Avengers - the other founding Defenders were already there.
As for taking characters off the board, those are pretty tradition What If details. Johnny Storm discovers Namor, then Namor frees Captain America, so remove one link and the chain falls apart. Which has never really made sense, frankly. No one besides Johnny could recognize that musclebound drifter with pointy ears looks like a major WWII figure? Is that Inuit tribe completely uncontacted?
I like how Galactus and Surfer parted ways amicably here.
I thought the Watcher was a multiversal constant, though? Then again, I guess that doesn't mean that he can't die in some realities and live in others, if Unicron and the like have taught me anything.
Wow, so that's a self-insert angsty Galactus/Watcher deathfic that basically teaches us that enacting vengeance on our old rivals is a good thing! LOVE IT.
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Date: 2017-02-25 02:44 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-02-25 02:53 am (UTC)... there are worse ways to go, Uatu.
Being killed just to motivate an idiotic event, for example.
... hey, why's Superman watching and not doing anything to help?!
What a dick.
Do like the detail of the Uatus having differently shaped heads.
Even if it does raise some questions...
-"We cannot assign our emotions to one such as he, or presume to understand his"-
Gee, I dunno. He looks pretty dang UPSET from down here.
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Date: 2017-02-25 05:04 am (UTC)Also, Norrin Radd, the people of Earth heard that Galactus was going to eat their planet (and probably "sensed" he wasn't lying). Of course they would cower in abject fear!
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Date: 2017-02-25 05:39 am (UTC)Interesting that this What If had to remove the FF, Namor, Doom, and Captain America from the board in order to work.
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Date: 2017-02-25 09:58 am (UTC)As for taking characters off the board, those are pretty tradition What If details. Johnny Storm discovers Namor, then Namor frees Captain America, so remove one link and the chain falls apart. Which has never really made sense, frankly. No one besides Johnny could recognize that musclebound drifter with pointy ears looks like a major WWII figure? Is that Inuit tribe completely uncontacted?
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Date: 2017-02-27 04:58 am (UTC)I've got no explanation for Cap going unrecovered, though.
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Date: 2017-02-25 10:13 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-02-27 05:00 am (UTC)"HEY! Keep it down, man, we're trying to watch the game!"
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Date: 2017-02-25 06:09 am (UTC)Also, the original Swordsman against Galactus. There's a hilariously mismatched fight.
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Date: 2017-02-25 10:25 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-02-25 12:31 pm (UTC)I thought the Watcher was a multiversal constant, though? Then again, I guess that doesn't mean that he can't die in some realities and live in others, if Unicron and the like have taught me anything.
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Date: 2017-02-25 05:39 pm (UTC)LOVE IT.