Fantastic Four #32

[cyberghostface]

"FOOLISH PEASANTS!

HOW DARE YOU SAY THESE STORIES ARE TO CELEBRATE THE 60th ANNIVERSARY OF THE SO-CALLED 'FANTASTIC' FOUR!

THESE TALES ARE BEING TOLD TO CELEBRATE THE 60th ANNIVERSARY OF DOCTOR DOOM!

HAIL DOOM!" -- Dan Slott

Comments

[onsokumaru]

̶R̶I̶C̶H̶A̶A̶A̶A̶A̶R̶D̶S̶!̶!̶!̶ STOOOOOORM!!!!

[zachbeacon]

So Johnny's new love interest didn't last long, did she?

You just know Doom would be one of those people who gets offended at the idea that his partner had men before him under NORMAL circumstances.

Though honestly, the only reason I think the Human Torch doesn't have extra-dimensional STDs is that he's burned them all away.

[nyadnar17]

I feel like Doom is the type of guy to either create a re-virginerfier ray that erases all past partners from having ever existed OR walk in on his partner banging someone and not bat an eye because in his head all others might as well be vibrators for all the threat to his claim they offer.

And hilariously Reed would be the sole exception in either case.

[nyadnar17]

I will always, always love the look on Reed's face when Doom takes an ludicrously twisted route to get him to do something he could have just asked for.

I really, really want a story thats just Doom's convoluted scheme to borrow a cup of sugar.

[scorntx]

'Borrow'? Like a peasant?!

[donnblake]

"Do you think that Doom would come groveling to you like a whipped cur, begging for the loan of the confectionary powder that is his BIRTHRIGHT?! Doom will have the sugar, Richards, whether you will or no...

Also, has Valeria expressed a recent preference between chocolate chip and peanut-butter?"

[mazway_75]

"Victor, do you want me to pass you some popcorn?"

"Pass....PASS?! You DARE suggest you merely PASS to DOOM! DOOM does not pass, Doom TAKES, Richards, he TAKES what is Doom's by right!"

"....So is that with or without extra butter?"

"DOOM REQUIRES ALL THE BUTTER!"

[iamrman]

Today is a good day for comics. DOUBLE DOOM!!

[lordultimus]

So what happened to that love interest of Johnny that a computer said was his soulmate?

[thehood]

She's still around and she was in this issue.

[beyondthefringe]

And I may be in the minority but I like Sky and want her to come back. I think it's long past time Johnny had a serious romantic partner who could also be part of the family as far as the adventuring goes... and Sky seems like she could keep up with him and keep him on his toes.

Nothing against Lyja but honestly, there's just too much history there and I don't think they ever truly clicked as a couple.

And as far as Johnny sleeping with Victorious... WTF.

[mastermahan]

Nothing against Lyja but honestly, there's just too much history there and I don't think they ever truly clicked as a couple.

It's hard to have a relationship with someone who committed rape by deception against you, repeatedly lied about being pregnant, and used her shapeshifting powers to stalk you. And you probably shouldn't.

I think it's long past time Johnny had a serious romantic partner who could also be part of the family as far as the adventuring goes...

I mean, Peter Parker is right there...

[velacron]

Maybe I'm in the minority here, but I still feel that redefining their relationship as a bromance is a turn for the worse.

Also, I don't see the point of this out-of-nowhere wedding (yet), but maybe it'll turn out that there is a cunning plan