Captain America #433 sees Zemo continuing his unfortunate habit of falling off things

[iamrman]

Baroness Zemo is actually Heinrich Zemo reborn in to a female body. She claims that this was all part of a ruse, but I wouldn't put it past Helmut Zemo to marry his father in a female body.

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[lbd_nytetrayn]

I mean, if the chimney was the axis point...

[lbd_nytetrayn]

Rails are for normal people with normal heights. Superheroes/villains are usually taller and have more weight above the railing, leaving them prone to flip-flopping over it when enough force is applied.

Also see: sending someone over the top rope in wrestling.

[lbd_nytetrayn]

Red Skull: "'Sorry, brother. RS' and send tweet."

[tinygaylaura]

"A gun full of bullets, bullets which kill!"

[tinygaylaura]

Evil Zemo's out of luck

'Cause his henchmen really suck

They keep jumping off of railings

I think it might be suicide

[tinygaylaura]

The joint is really kinda cool

Got hydrochloric acid in the swimming pool

[blues32]

Slab Bulkhead!

[scorntx]

Then couldn't they just make the rails taller or something?

[scorntx]

Says something about pre-Thunderbolts Zemo that no-one here actually seems that surprised by this.

"He married his dad? ... yeah, that's Zemo, alright."

[shakalooloo]

If one can't laugh at a series of tragic events unfolding with comedic escalation then what is there to life?

[scorntx]

He did, and she did.
Can't remember why, but I think it had something to do with him going after Bruce Wayne that one time.

[tinygaylaura]

Tragedy and comedy often go hand in hand

Heard a joke once

Man comes to the great clown Pagliacci

Says the world feels sad. Empty. Without purpose.

Pagliacci tells him: "What you need to do is devote yourself to a caring and compassionate profession. Become a doctor and treat the sick"

The man says: "But Pagliacci...I am a doctor!"

[tinygaylaura]

"No one gets to fuck Bruce Wayne but me"

"Do you mean that metaphorically or literally"

"Yes"

[tinygaylaura]

Fridge Largemeat!

[blues32]

Big McLargehuge!

[blues32]

"Comedy is just tragedy come to rot." - Joker, Injustice 2.

That game had some real zingers. Mostly from Scarecrow.

[blues32]

Yes, the whole framing Bruce Wayne for murder thing.

[blues32]

I think he originally left it to Lana Lang, but she made the mistake of aiding Superman in some small capacity. Immediately the computer fired her and told her to leave the building or be shot.

[blues32]

If I recall correctly, Steve refused, not wanting to owe Red Skull anything. Red Skull only took more delight in saving Cap since he knew it would leave a bad taste in his mouth.

[blues32]

I remember that. The "war on drugs" was on so they couldn't have Captain America getting his power from the super soldier serum, a drug. So they wrote a story where Cap was exposed to "ice" which somehow fused to his serum laced blood, keeping him permanently high. Had to give him a blood transfusion to get it out of his system.

That was also the time where Kingpin fought Red Skull and utterly wrecked him, literally falling on top of the crimson cranium crook.

[tinygaylaura]

Blast Hardcheese!

[john_drake1964]

At what point then does a railing become a fence?

[blues32]

Punt Speedchuck!

[windleopard2]

"Freaking smartass".

[tinygaylaura]

"The War on Drugs", "The War on Terror", "Culture War", "Vietnam"

Right wingers just love declaring pointless idiotic wars that they then proceed to lose.

They really need to find a better hobby