Captain America #433 sees Zemo continuing his unfortunate habit of falling off things

[iamrman]

Baroness Zemo is actually Heinrich Zemo reborn in to a female body. She claims that this was all part of a ruse, but I wouldn't put it past Helmut Zemo to marry his father in a female body.

Comments

[scorntx]

Must've been an interesting discussion with the architect.

"Oh, the wife wanted a rumpus room, but I think a Vat Room just adds more of a flow to a house, you know?"

[tinygaylaura]

Baron Zemo: I require the wall to rotate

To reveal on its other side

Well

That need not concern you

Builder: ya want it knocked through?

Baron Zemo: You misunderstand me

The wall must remain

It must be there

But not there

Builder: Ya want a hatch?

Baron Zemo: NO

I wish the wall to rotate on its axis

Roundy round

Builder: Nah

Can't be done

That's a load bearing wall

Now

If ya wanted this wall

*Points to opposite wall*

Huge job but

It could be done

Baron Zemo: Somewhat less impressive but I suppose the roaring fire does lend it a somewhat....

Builder: Nah mate

Fire 'ad 'ave to go

Baron Zemo: Absolutely not!

The fire is crucial to the effect!

Builder: Look mate, if I "Rotate" the wall for you the effect you'll get is a room full of smoke

I can't rotate the chimney

[lbd_nytetrayn]

I mean, if the chimney was the axis point...

[john_drake1964]

Turns out it's from the same architect who designed the house from the Vincent Price version of "House on Haunted Hill" which has a giant vat of acid in the basement.

Which no one has taken to draining or removing or covering at any point...

Seriously, why are there no covers or nets or something in case of situations like this? It's like someone is actively tempting fate that they won't take a nosedive straight into them...

[tinygaylaura]

The joint is really kinda cool

Got hydrochloric acid in the swimming pool