"We Are All Going To Die, Aren't We?"

[numeronone]

"We may not enjoy living together, but dying together isn't going to solve anything."

-- Barbara, "Night of the Living Dead"















(Cue another spectacular Eddy Barrows fight scene. Jason makes short work of Bloom's team.)





Bloom loses his corporate sponsorship as Geri Powers skips town. Meanwhile...









(Cue another brutal Eddy Barrows fight scene. Bloom makes short work of Harvey's team.)

Comments

[nyadnar17]

I adore the idea that all the Batpeople's suits are horribly booby trapped.

[numeronone]

Reminds me of that Venture Bros. quip: "Of course my communicator is in my collar. What kind of idiot puts it on his wrist? They always tie you up!"

[icon_uk]

There's a BTAS comic where Tim (or possibly Dick, in a the a "The Batman" one) as a new Robin discovers that his costume has a self destruct mechanism that works with a vocal command, but Bruce won't tell him what it is)

[cainofdreaming]

Voice activated? That reminds me of something.

[sinisterlink]

I’m just imaging the real Bane getting up in the morning, drinking his coffee or whatever and then opening up the paper and seeing that headline and being like 0_o

[numeronone]

The next time he fights the Bat-Family, he's wearing a t-shirt that says "Often Imitated" on the front and "Never Reproduced" on the back. It's two sizes too small and in tatters

[remial]

except he has a daughter, so the "never reproduced" is incorrect

[cainofdreaming]

Vengeance still has some ways to go before she can claim to be another Bane. Sure, she's cloned from him (minus the apparent differences), but she's not lived his life yet.

[remial]

I was talking about the other kind of reproduction...

[numeronone]

I should probably have gone with "Never Improved"

[shadur]

I kinda feel that'd be the kind of thing he'd take personally enough to track down whoever is making a mockery of his name and ask for an explanation as to why they thought this was a good idea...

[cainofdreaming]

Robot Batman? But where are the bunny ears?

[blues32]

What, you think Bloom is THAT crazy? He's not wearing those.

[numeronone]

Crimes Against Humanity fade into the background when you’re a career supervillain.

Crimes Against Fashion? Those NEVER go away. The underworld are still collectively giggling about that time Clayface started rocking birkenstocks.

[beeyo]

I really admire the amount of effort this series puts into bringing back important Batman elements that have gone by the wayside. Gotham? Gotham Girl? Bloom? Rookie? It's very endearing to me