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I know it's like overkill for me to be making three posts on the same day, but I have a holiday with plenty of time on my hands and am mostly spending it reading comics, and have a lot of things I've been bursting to share here for weeks.

Lately I've been hunting down issues of the old Martian Manhunter comic. I regard it as one of DC's most underrated series. There are some unexpected gems there. One particularly enjoyable issue is #24 by Ostrander and Mahnke, where Booster Gold and Blue Beetle steal J'onn's cookies. Some scans of this story have already been posted on scans daily before(Just click the Title: martian manhunter tag below, it's the post below this one in the list).

It turns out there's still more hilarity to be found in that issue, after J'onn returns to normal.

Remember where Max's nose erupted with blood trying to do damage control with the UN/government guys? Well, he's not very happy about it.



A shocking revelation awaits at JLI headquarters.



But J'onn has amazing self-control. Watch.



Okay, so we have a problem. At least J'onn readily admits it. And immediately tries to separate it from his body.



Uh oh...



Not yet, babe. I wanna know what you crave.



There's the truth: Max was evil all along! Well, all fungood things must come to an end, so all's well that ends well.

Date: 2011-01-10 04:08 pm (UTC)
proteus_lives: (Default)
From: [personal profile] proteus_lives
Man, that battle was a case for Dr. Super-Freud!

Date: 2011-01-10 04:21 pm (UTC)
espanolbot: (Default)
From: [personal profile] espanolbot
Heh, some dramatic irony with Max there.

Date: 2011-01-10 04:55 pm (UTC)
shadowpsykie: Terra is Scared (TerraTerror)
From: [personal profile] shadowpsykie
funny thing is maybe this is what they picked up on.....

also.. Tora?!? Baby seals?!?!

Date: 2011-01-10 05:33 pm (UTC)
lakrids404: (Default)
From: [personal profile] lakrids404
No worse than eating calf meat imo

Date: 2011-01-10 07:40 pm (UTC)
icon_uk: (Default)
From: [personal profile] icon_uk
And just as delicious I'm sure!

Date: 2011-01-10 11:43 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] dreams_of_all
Except for that nasty fishy flavor. Ech.

Date: 2011-01-11 04:24 am (UTC)
shadowpsykie: (dead waynes shock)
From: [personal profile] shadowpsykie
O_O

.............

O O
o
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...........................

surprised there was no club.....

loved guy as Starsapphire :D

Date: 2011-01-10 06:02 pm (UTC)
darkblade: (Default)
From: [personal profile] darkblade
As TV Tropes would say, Harsher In Hindsight.

Date: 2011-01-11 03:47 am (UTC)
glprime: (Default)
From: [personal profile] glprime
Damn you! Stop it! The Referential-Dimensional Walls of the Interwebs are thin enough as it is!

God help me, I was reading the Super Mario Bros. movie page at work today :(

Date: 2011-01-11 03:52 am (UTC)
darkblade: (Default)
From: [personal profile] darkblade
I didn't link it or anything. Any productivity lost is your own fault.

Date: 2011-01-10 04:23 pm (UTC)
xammax: (Default)
From: [personal profile] xammax
What a good thing Batman wasn't in that room.

Date: 2011-01-10 04:55 pm (UTC)
shadowpsykie: Pixie/Anole (Pixie/Anole)
From: [personal profile] shadowpsykie
it would run away in fear from The Bat!

Date: 2011-01-10 05:05 pm (UTC)
venatosapiens: griffin vulture (Default)
From: [personal profile] venatosapiens
It would have no effect on Batman, because he spends all of his time doing what he craves anyway. Being vengeance. Being the night. Being a dick.

Date: 2011-01-10 07:01 pm (UTC)
k_red: (Default)
From: [personal profile] k_red
Being with Dick...?

Date: 2011-01-10 07:42 pm (UTC)
icon_uk: (Default)
From: [personal profile] icon_uk
That's... rather an unfortunate turn of phrase, Batman bonded with a creatures that is basically unlocking all your desires. Dick should probably try and flee to Tamaran and hope that that's far enough...

Date: 2011-01-11 04:26 am (UTC)
shadowpsykie: Red Robin WTF (Red Robin WTF)
From: [personal profile] shadowpsykie
PLEASE.... you know Dick loves Bruce as much as Bruce loves Dick....
...............
......................
.........................

What?
.............................
........................................

Why are you looking at me like that?

Date: 2011-01-12 01:20 am (UTC)
nezchan: Toony version of me, more or less (O RLY?)
From: [personal profile] nezchan
Admiration, mostly.

Date: 2011-01-12 04:39 am (UTC)
liara_shadowsong: (goldfishman)
From: [personal profile] liara_shadowsong
Because we all love you for saying exactly what we were thinking? (Are you a mindreader?) ;P

Date: 2011-01-11 08:46 pm (UTC)
salad_barbarian: It's Jet from Cowboy Bebop (Thinking)
From: [personal profile] salad_barbarian
Batman probably has a boomtube that goes directly to Tamaran for just such an occasion.

Date: 2011-01-10 06:02 pm (UTC)
recognitions: (Default)
From: [personal profile] recognitions
Even when Ostrander is trying to be funny, he's still creepy.

I like how the addiction's side effect is to cause everyone to lapse into character exposition.

Date: 2011-01-10 06:07 pm (UTC)
lieut_kettch: (Default)
From: [personal profile] lieut_kettch
Max: I want Wonder Woman to... OH, HOW I WANT WONDER WOMAN TO!

Under his breath, he concluded the sentence with "... snap my neck like a twig."

Date: 2011-01-10 06:13 pm (UTC)
toby_wan_kenobi: (Default)
From: [personal profile] toby_wan_kenobi
Eros, thanatos, meh. Same diff.

Date: 2011-01-11 04:16 am (UTC)
crinos: (Default)
From: [personal profile] crinos
Yeah, for the rest of her life, Wonder Woman was haunted by Max Lord's death.

Not the fact she murdered the guy, no that was great. It was the fact he died with a very noticeable boner.

Date: 2011-01-11 02:11 am (UTC)
bluefall: (facepalm Diana)
From: [personal profile] bluefall
He's certainly working hard enough in pursuit of a replay.

Date: 2011-01-11 03:53 am (UTC)
darkblade: (Default)
From: [personal profile] darkblade
It would explain why he's so upset that the person who killed him last time has disapeared.

Date: 2011-01-10 06:59 pm (UTC)
ogrebear: Ogrebears Icon (Default)
From: [personal profile] ogrebear
Whoever did the Art on this does a great J'onn...

Icon Appropriate Post!

Date: 2011-01-10 08:28 pm (UTC)
thatnickguy: Oreo-lovin' Martian (Default)
From: [personal profile] thatnickguy
Heh. And the conclusion is that J'ohn was very likely just pulling the leg of whoever he was telling the story to. =D

Re: Icon Appropriate Post!

Date: 2011-01-11 03:25 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] cantbuysense
*giggle* That icon is making me laugh.

Re: Icon Appropriate Post!

Date: 2011-01-12 04:40 am (UTC)
liara_shadowsong: (batman_door)
From: [personal profile] liara_shadowsong
Your icon is incredibly appropriate to this post. That is all.

Re: Icon Appropriate Post!

Date: 2011-01-12 04:42 am (UTC)
thatnickguy: Oreo-lovin' Martian (Default)
From: [personal profile] thatnickguy
And YOUR icon is oddly appropriate to your response. It's like Batman's peeking in for a quick second to say that. =p

Re: Icon Appropriate Post!

Date: 2011-01-12 03:56 pm (UTC)
liara_shadowsong: (querl/lyle)
From: [personal profile] liara_shadowsong
Why, thank you. I thought so too.

Date: 2011-01-10 08:47 pm (UTC)
terrykun: (don't listen)
From: [personal profile] terrykun
....so... if I'm reading this correctly... Guy Gardner longs to return to the womb? 0.0

Date: 2011-01-10 10:31 pm (UTC)
jelly_ace: (hmmm)
From: [personal profile] jelly_ace
Well, I heard (or read) somewhere that sex is essentially a man's way of getting back to the womb--it's safety, security, warmth.

So Guy Gardner's "preoccupation" with women and sex could be linked to this need.

I think.

Date: 2011-01-11 04:28 am (UTC)
shadowpsykie: Terra is Scared (TerraTerror)
From: [personal profile] shadowpsykie
its very plausible/logical/Freudian

makes sense really. Creepy... (but what about freudianism is NOT creepy) but still valid

Date: 2011-01-10 09:45 pm (UTC)
ejne7: Comic art illustration of a Latina cop (Default)
From: [personal profile] ejne7
Ice's craving is the most fucked-uppedly adorable thing I have ever seen.

Date: 2011-01-11 03:49 am (UTC)
glprime: (Default)
From: [personal profile] glprime
It's the way she's cartoonishly licking her lip (saliva included) with that "mmm, yum-yum" look.

Date: 2011-01-11 05:37 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] psychopathicus_rex
Well, people DO eat seals. What I find interesting is that she's essentially craving sauteed seal BURGERS. She's developed some interesting tastes since she left home, has our Tora.

Date: 2011-01-10 09:50 pm (UTC)
blackruzsa: (Default)
From: [personal profile] blackruzsa
WE WERE BROUGHT UP ON SEALS D8

Well, that explains that, at least.

Date: 2011-01-10 10:35 pm (UTC)
jelly_ace: (layton)
From: [personal profile] jelly_ace
I am sooo liking the art in this. Jonn's Smug!Addict!Face is so win. And Ice's crave face.

And that blowing the top off the highrise thing is so cartoon-y it's cute. Reminds me, for some reason, of the Justice Friends.

Date: 2011-01-10 11:16 pm (UTC)
big_daddy_d: (Default)
From: [personal profile] big_daddy_d
Sooo...new Cookie Monster?

Date: 2011-01-11 04:31 am (UTC)
shadowpsykie: Information (Default)
From: [personal profile] shadowpsykie
oh god... i am picturing J'onn and cookie monster doing cookie dough in a dingy bathroom stall....




Date: 2011-01-11 01:40 am (UTC)
robotguy27: (Default)
From: [personal profile] robotguy27
So this is what Venom looks like in the DCU...

Date: 2011-01-11 05:40 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] psychopathicus_rex
This scene never gets old. I unabashedly adore that moment with Max. "...and Wonder Woman to... I want Wonder Woman to... oh, how I want Wonder Woman to!" Hee hee! One of my favorite quotes of all time, I tells ya. A tad awkward in hindsight, what with recent events and all, but classic nonetheless.

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