Matt broke a bunch of violent criminals to fight a shadow war he didn't tell the other Avengers about. The Avengers are going after him because it looks like he's either gone evil again or clearly isn't in his right mind.
"This army of superpowered killers? We're the Thunderb..." (No wait, the Avengers sometimes actually care about that.) "We're the Defend.." (No, Doctor Strange's demon lawyers terrify me.) "We're the Midnight So..." (Do any of us know any magic tricks?) "We're the Marvel Knights. Just doing regular superhero things." (Nailed it!)
Matt isn't in his right mind (again) so he's going to take it at face value but anyone claiming Foggy is in Hell is obviously lying and should not be trusted.
New policy: after this and Punisher, every Marvel comic now ends with the Avengers showing up to beat the crap out of the protagonists. It might derail Doctor Aphra a little, but it can only improve Planet of the Apes.
Civil War 3: The Civil Warrening Civil War 4: Avengers x X-Men x Defenders x Inhumans x Great Lakes Avengers Civil War 5: Uncivil War Civil War 6: Sense and Civility Civil War 7: [Insert Current Political Issue] Civil War 8: Legal Arbitration Civil War 9: Editorially Mandated Conflict Civil War 10: Wait, Tony Isn't To Blame This Time? Civil War 11: Crow T. Robot's Bram Stokers The Civil War Civil War 12: So Very Tired
I would love to see the Great Lakes Avengers stuck fighting against other groups like that and somehow bumbling their way to victory each time. Unless Squirrel Girl comes back, which would make it less a bumble to victory and more a relaxed, easy victory.
That was sort-of what Simon Williams did in a two-annual crossover story. AVENGERS ANNUAL #1 and NEW AVENGERS ANNUAL #1. His team was called the Revengers.
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Date: 2023-04-26 01:37 am (UTC)How are they the bad guy here?
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Date: 2023-04-26 01:44 am (UTC)Honestly they need to check who sends them their tips so they can think for a minute.
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Date: 2023-04-26 02:34 am (UTC)(No wait, the Avengers sometimes actually care about that.)
"We're the Defend.."
(No, Doctor Strange's demon lawyers terrify me.)
"We're the Midnight So..."
(Do any of us know any magic tricks?)
"We're the Marvel Knights. Just doing regular superhero things."
(Nailed it!)
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Date: 2023-04-25 07:00 pm (UTC)This is just a plan to lull him into feeling safe.
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Date: 2023-04-26 12:05 pm (UTC)"Sounds like a plan! Uh, hey Matt, old buddy! You better come QUIETLY! Sure hate for us to have an extended CROSS-CONTINENTAL chase scene!"
"Subtle."
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Date: 2023-04-25 08:02 pm (UTC)"Sorry, I'm too busy collecting a group to fight the Hand."
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Date: 2023-04-25 09:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2023-04-26 12:20 pm (UTC)Matt really needs to have a chat with Johnny Blaze. He's met God. Helped him regain his throne when he was briefly deposed. Definitely not dead.
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Date: 2023-04-27 04:24 pm (UTC)But having someone like Foggy down there is just asking for trouble.
Pretty sure Hell only wants a certain kind of lawyer.
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Date: 2023-04-26 12:31 pm (UTC)"You Avengers have been running wild for far too long! The AVENGERS are here to shut you down!"
"Uh, Steve...?"
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Date: 2023-04-26 10:38 pm (UTC)But it's going to happen.
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Date: 2023-04-27 12:59 am (UTC)Civil War 4: Avengers x X-Men x Defenders x Inhumans x Great Lakes Avengers
Civil War 5: Uncivil War
Civil War 6: Sense and Civility
Civil War 7: [Insert Current Political Issue]
Civil War 8: Legal Arbitration
Civil War 9: Editorially Mandated Conflict
Civil War 10: Wait, Tony Isn't To Blame This Time?
Civil War 11: Crow T. Robot's Bram Stokers The Civil War
Civil War 12: So Very Tired
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Date: 2023-04-27 12:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2023-04-27 03:11 pm (UTC)"Quick! We need to fight or everyone will turn into Worthingtons!"
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Date: 2023-04-26 09:43 pm (UTC)Simon was having something of a prolonged paranoid breakdown, where he kept attacking the Avengers to "prove" they didn't work.
... I don't think Bendis liked Wonder Man very much.
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Date: 2023-04-27 12:46 pm (UTC)