Adventure Comics 293

[knight_moves]

Damn, I already made a Zach Snyder joke yesterday. Luckily, Supes snaps out of it. Soon after, he's contacted by the Legion of Superheroes, who want to meet up with the young Kryptonian to show him... his grave!



So, slightly harsher treatment than usual from the LSH.



I know disembodied brains are pretty common pulp motif, but this still really feels like an episode of Futurama, doesn't it?



Do you really need a whole planet for four people? They don't even have shins! Buy a condo.



Obligatory I'm putting a team together moment.



Lightning Lad, I'm just gonna say--it's weird you're riding Krypto. You must have your own jetpack. I know it doesn't seem fair that Saturn Girl gets to ride a horse, but you are trying too hard to make this happen. What's next? You're gonna ask Super-Monkey to carry you? You don't see Cosmic Boy doing that, now do you? And he's the one who wears pink, c'mon.

The Superpets... including Super-Monkey, who isn't at all a pet... trounce the brains.



Oh, oh, now we're worried about preserving the timeline.



So, uh... that whole process probably fucked up Brazil pretty bad, huh? I mean, God forbid the clocks and calendars be incorrect, but... it was pretty nice having the Amazon rain forest...

Comments

[beyondthefringe]

Still, especially in the old days, it's like you couldn't go for a walk without a rogue asteroid, a runaway train, an incoming meteor, an exploding volcano, or something else, even in a place like Smallville.

[jlbarnett]

Pete Ross runs into the Kent family kitchen "Clark, you gotta help, the volcano's exploding."

Clark finishing his corn flakes "When did Smallville get a volcano?"