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And now, Dick Bloody Sprang, bitches: firing on all cylinders. Plus, ads.


I said elsewhere: he's what Reggie Mantle would be if he were a Batman villain. Here we really see it. Rock that widow's peak, Eddie!






The next day, that man in the foreground started a campaign against the undue influence and obvious flaunting of all safety regulations by the Gotham Oversize Advertising Company, run by the mysterious C. Oldenberg. The poor man was never seen again.


I find this ad interesting, as there's something more present-day accessible about these kids than you might think in, say, a 50s ad. These could be indie teens from the 80s or 90s. I find the late 40s interesting as it doesn't seem to have had its own "look" like other eras, and clothing seemed a lot looser. And girls seem more relaxed.

..."Crinkers?" Crinkers, she says.

You know...I think I can see why I've never heard of that last candy bar. A candy advertised by an old man offering you his luscious crunchy nuts.




...Is it just me that notices how these ads keep encouraging kids to do things involving these products that put them in deadly peril? Bit-O-Honey ad above most egregiously--a kid could never float with a gum bubble, but they sure can roller-skate in front of a truck. And wait a second, aren't YOU a motherfucking FIREMAN with a motherfucking huge ladder and maybe an air mattress? And you're wasting time reading the motherfucking COMIC STRIP with the GUM? The atom bubble is frying your brain. You've destroyed social cohesion, human compassion, and institutional competence, Bazooka. I'm glad Joe killed your ass in the ultimate fighting match in which he won the gig from you. It was worth an eye. And his best friend Mort's jaw, with which he beat you to death.


(PS if interested: This week's LULU.)
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Date: 2010-07-31 10:56 am (UTC)It amuses me that the first The Batman episode with the Riddler was a sort of take-off on this plot. XD
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Date: 2010-07-31 01:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-07-31 11:29 am (UTC)And it always reminds me just how uncanny Frank Gorshin's resemblance to the Riddler actually was, talk about inspired casting.
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Date: 2010-07-31 12:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-07-31 03:00 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-07-31 03:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-07-31 12:06 pm (UTC)It's like they don't care one way or the other.
'Oh, look, he drowned.' 'Maybe not, chum. Well, we'll see, I guess.'
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Date: 2010-07-31 12:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-07-31 01:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-07-31 01:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-07-31 01:28 pm (UTC)So THAT'S where that meme got started!
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Date: 2010-07-31 01:33 pm (UTC)"I think the fact that you're the only 37-year-old in eighth grade has more to do with it, Eddie. Seriously, aren't there laws against you still being here?"
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Date: 2010-07-31 01:45 pm (UTC)"...That came out wrong."
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Date: 2010-07-31 02:47 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2010-07-31 06:30 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-08-01 08:52 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-07-31 09:57 pm (UTC)Anyway, the Riddler to me is a very special character. Not because of anything he ever really did, but because he's one of those Golden Age villains that could go one of three ways:
1. Become a villain so criminally ridiculous that he's retconned out of existence simply because the creators are so ashamed he even exists. Like This guy. Or this one. And especially this asshole.
2. Get such a badass revamp in recurring eras that people have no choice but to forget how badly he sucked before.
3. Insert him into so many platforms that he becomes such an integrated part of the continuity that you just put up with him.
If you chose 3, congratulations! You win 1 Riddler.
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Date: 2010-12-05 02:05 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-12-05 03:44 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-08-01 07:10 am (UTC)I'm pretty certain 'Old Nick' is one of those old names for the devil, so, yeah, that might be another reason why it didn't stick around long. 'Eat Old Nick bars! They're infernally delicious! The cost is but a penny... AND YOUR SOUL!'
You just KNOW, don't you, that every kid reading that bubble gum ad immediately tore off to the nearest store for a pack of gum so they could fly - and burst into bitter tears when they realized it was all a bunch of hooey. Bazooka Bubble Gum, scarring innocent young minds since... since... well, for a very long time.
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Date: 2010-08-01 07:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-08-01 09:51 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-08-01 10:11 am (UTC)Somehow I doubt that would be the hit of the promo meeting.
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Date: 2010-08-01 12:08 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-08-01 08:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-12-05 01:31 am (UTC)Oh, and I can't really get past the advert there, for "Nuts... thickly coated with luscious milk chocolate make Old Nick extra delicious!" Gah.
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Date: 2010-12-05 01:56 am (UTC)