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Greetings True Believers!

I have another post of how awesome the Thor crew is. This one is about Thor's Asgardian love and one of the finest warriors in the Nine Worlds, the Lady Sif!

Midgard women sometimes get their groove back by beginning unconventional relationships, traveling to other countries or by signing up for a pilates class. How does an Asgardian woman do it? By slicing and dicing space pirate scum. Enjoy!





Sif is laying low in a Broxton hotel, feeling fucked up since she just got free from the control of Loki. Who had been using her body as a catspaw in his schemes.

She's feeling lousy and vulnerable because she defines herself as a warrior but Loki is a foe she's never been able to vanquish. She's boozing it up at a Broxton bar when everyone's favorite space horse with the power of Thor comes looking for his oath-brother.



It's awkard because Bill and Sif had a thing back in the day.

It seems like Bill's sentient starship (Skuttlebutt) has been taken over by pirates who are infected with a bio-mechanical virus. Since Skuttlebutt's purpose is to protect Korbinite life, it ejects him and Ti and won't allow them back in. They need a non-Korbinite warrior to clean house. Thor isn't around but Sif steps up.

They book back to the ship and Sif prepares to do battle.



BTW, I love Sif's armor in this one-shot.



The infected space-dudes rush her and battle begins.



Sif battles through to the main chamber and confronts the alien leader who gives her the bullshit "we can all be one in the virus" kinda-borg speech. He infects her despite her Asgardian toughness.











And that's how a true bad-ass does it.

Date: 2010-12-18 05:57 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] cleome45
Yup. I wouldn't touch this story with a ten-foot pole based on a glance at that festering piece of... cheese.

Date: 2010-12-18 07:29 pm (UTC)
nezchan: Toony version of me, more or less (Wolveribs)
From: [personal profile] nezchan
But it's big and red!

Date: 2010-12-18 08:18 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] cleome45
So's my credit card bill, and I only look at that because I have to. :/

Date: 2010-12-18 09:18 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] icon_uk
Nah, THIS is Big Red Cheese!

Date: 2010-12-18 09:26 pm (UTC)
nezchan: For those awesome moments (hellyeah!)
From: [personal profile] nezchan
I'll just keep settin' 'em up, you just keep knockin' 'em outta the park!

Date: 2010-12-18 11:12 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] icon_uk
Bows... Though this, and a comment on the Doctor Occult thread now have me imagining Billy Batson mispronouncing his magic word and ending up as SHE-ZAM, the Big Red Cheesecake...

Date: 2010-12-18 11:15 pm (UTC)
nezchan: Toony version of me, more or less (Default)
From: [personal profile] nezchan
The fact that this is Adult Comics Day brings to mind a very different sort of book...

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