I am the Lady Sif
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scans_dailyGreetings True Believers!
I have another post of how awesome the Thor crew is. This one is about Thor's Asgardian love and one of the finest warriors in the Nine Worlds, the Lady Sif!
Midgard women sometimes get their groove back by beginning unconventional relationships, traveling to other countries or by signing up for a pilates class. How does an Asgardian woman do it? By slicing and dicing space pirate scum. Enjoy!
Sif is laying low in a Broxton hotel, feeling fucked up since she just got free from the control of Loki. Who had been using her body as a catspaw in his schemes.
She's feeling lousy and vulnerable because she defines herself as a warrior but Loki is a foe she's never been able to vanquish. She's boozing it up at a Broxton bar when everyone's favorite space horse with the power of Thor comes looking for his oath-brother.
It's awkard because Bill and Sif had a thing back in the day.
It seems like Bill's sentient starship (Skuttlebutt) has been taken over by pirates who are infected with a bio-mechanical virus. Since Skuttlebutt's purpose is to protect Korbinite life, it ejects him and Ti and won't allow them back in. They need a non-Korbinite warrior to clean house. Thor isn't around but Sif steps up.
They book back to the ship and Sif prepares to do battle.
BTW, I love Sif's armor in this one-shot.
The infected space-dudes rush her and battle begins.
Sif battles through to the main chamber and confronts the alien leader who gives her the bullshit "we can all be one in the virus" kinda-borg speech. He infects her despite her Asgardian toughness.
And that's how a true bad-ass does it.
I have another post of how awesome the Thor crew is. This one is about Thor's Asgardian love and one of the finest warriors in the Nine Worlds, the Lady Sif!
Midgard women sometimes get their groove back by beginning unconventional relationships, traveling to other countries or by signing up for a pilates class. How does an Asgardian woman do it? By slicing and dicing space pirate scum. Enjoy!
Sif is laying low in a Broxton hotel, feeling fucked up since she just got free from the control of Loki. Who had been using her body as a catspaw in his schemes.
She's feeling lousy and vulnerable because she defines herself as a warrior but Loki is a foe she's never been able to vanquish. She's boozing it up at a Broxton bar when everyone's favorite space horse with the power of Thor comes looking for his oath-brother.
It's awkard because Bill and Sif had a thing back in the day.
It seems like Bill's sentient starship (Skuttlebutt) has been taken over by pirates who are infected with a bio-mechanical virus. Since Skuttlebutt's purpose is to protect Korbinite life, it ejects him and Ti and won't allow them back in. They need a non-Korbinite warrior to clean house. Thor isn't around but Sif steps up.
They book back to the ship and Sif prepares to do battle.
BTW, I love Sif's armor in this one-shot.
The infected space-dudes rush her and battle begins.
Sif battles through to the main chamber and confronts the alien leader who gives her the bullshit "we can all be one in the virus" kinda-borg speech. He infects her despite her Asgardian toughness.
And that's how a true bad-ass does it.
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Date: 2010-12-18 06:30 pm (UTC)Or not .... I need coffee ....
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Date: 2010-12-18 07:46 pm (UTC)"I alone was chosen by our leaders to be the guardian of the exodus...and so I was...changed to suit my task. Our scientists took the most ferocious carnivore of our empire and bio-engineered it to produce a warrior of surpassing skill and strength. When all was made ready, my soul was fitted to the body and I became the protector of my people."
When Bill's Korbinite form was revealed a couple of issues later, it didn't look too different from the one above, with the exception of little differences in art style.
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Date: 2010-12-18 10:24 pm (UTC)Katie Powers: Yay, pony!
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