When Wade met Bob.

[proteus_lives]

Greetings True Believers!

I had a brain-wave today and I realized this comm was missing something. The epic first encounter between Deadpool and Bob, Agent of HYDRA!

Bob is one of the most awesome characters that ever awesomed.

One of the things that DP often has going for him is an awesome supporting cast and Bob is one of the greats. If you're unaware of his existence, click I say! For your own sake!

"Bob is brave and noble. Like a steed."



Alex Hayden(Agent X) has been kidnapped by the forces of HYDRA! So Outlaw and Sandi from Agency X need the help of Deadpool and Weasel to to save him!

One tiny problem...



(Deadpool once shrunk the Rhino and kept him a hamster-ball. The Rhino just got his revenge and shrunk Wade back. They're still working on a way to fix him.)



Outlaw has been shown before and since to have a freaky thing for the Wade-man.

Bob!



Deadpool opens up a thimble of whoop-ass on HYDRA.







"You are tiny and cannot harm me!" Lulz! I've said that myself to many people.

Man-steed!



Wade gives us a wink.



They find Alex who has been turned into a big Jabba the Hutt like figure due to HYDRA experimentation.

Wade forces them to use their Science! to re-big him. They load up Alex and head for the hanger bay.



They fly off and forget to pick-up Weasel. Who promptly gets captured by HYDRA. Since Alex is on the bench, he offers DP a place at Agency X.

Wade keeps Bob as a pet. And takes him on missions like rescuing Sandi and Outlaw from T-Ray.





And everyone chills together.



Bob is awesome. That is all.

Comments

[strikeslip]

I approve of this post. Also, I wish I could read Bob's blog.

[proteus_lives]

OMG. Marvel should do that.

[funbox]

Better Yet, a book! Maybe something along the lines of, "I Did it for the Dental Plan"

[dejadrew]

http://www.myspace.com/bobagentofhydra

:-)

[autumn_lily]

Bob is brave and noble. Like a steed.

Which is why Wade has such fun riding him.

[benicio127]

Oh I know these scenes well!!!

OUTLAW <3

[shadowpsykie]

i'm having inappropriate thoughts about shirtless deadpool...

I am a sick sick man....

[darkblade]

There are appropriate thoughts regarding shirtless Deadpool?

[icon_uk]

Speaking personally

"Gyhaaaahhhahaaaahhhh!! Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

springs to mind.

[darkblade]

Well that's incredibly impolite and bad manners are never appropriate.

[whitesycamore]

Solidarity. *fist bump*

[blackruzsa]

Pfffft "You are tiny"
Although as much as I enjoyed this post, I gotta say, PUT ON SOME BRAS, GIRLS, SERIOUSLY.

[proteus_lives]

That would work for Sandi but Outlaw is in costume. That top is a shirt and a bra, for the active super-gal.

[blackruzsa]

Yeah, Outlaw is forgivable. Forgot to say.

Sandi, though, come on. It's thick cotton and if your nipples still show, you need an indoor underwear.

[venatosapiens]

Or turn up the thermostat.

[blackruzsa]

Sometimes it happens without the help of atmospheric temperatures.

[whitesycamore]

Outlaw has been shown before and since to have a freaky thing for the Wade-man.

It's... freaky to have a thing for the Wade-man? >_>

But he's so cute and colourful - like a poisonous tree-frog!

A poisonous tree frog with a really great body.

[cainofdreaming]

You heard it here first, tumor-skin is the new black.

[whitesycamore]

I think you are being very dismissive of my super-serious attraction to Mr Wilson!

[cainofdreaming]

Dismissive? I think we have a communications breakdown here, that's actually the slogan for the new line of hygiene products the Xavier's Institute for Gifted Health Care is putting out next month. Guaranteed to make you look like the idol of millions (Note, side effects may include somewhat dry and blocky skin.)

With just 50% of the profits going straight to certain mister Wilson's bank account. And 50% of the remaining 50% too.

[janegray]

Bob was such a great character :D