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I wasn't sure of the context of today's Shortpacked when I read it, and I sure as hell wasn't going to google anything involving the word "bestiality" at work, so it took me until tonight to find this

From the article in the link above the cut.

There may be some terrible news to report out of Florida today, depending on how the state's residents have collectively decided to apply the basic science of biological classification to their lives. Last week, we noted some good news: The Florida legislature had finally passed a law that would outlaw bestiality and preserve the innocence of Florida's native fauna.

At the time, I posited that only shiny-pated grifter-Governor Rick Scott could possibly foul up the effort. But over at Southern Fried Science, blogger "Andrew" points out that the law's wording has basically outlawed sex entirely:

An act relating to sexual activities involving animals; creating s. 828.126, F.S.; providing definitions; prohibiting knowing sexual conduct or sexual contact with an animal; prohibiting specified related activities; providing penalties; providing that the act does not apply to certain husbandry, conformation judging, and veterinary practices; providing an effective date.
Hence the Shortpacked, which I'm sure summarises where a lot of our minds went at about this point....



So, any Florida resident S-Der's do let us know how this works out for you! :)

Date: 2011-05-19 09:49 pm (UTC)
cypherfdp: (Default)
From: [personal profile] cypherfdp
Why not just have a simple "DON'T FUCK ANY LIVING THING THAT ISN'T A HUMAN".

Date: 2011-05-19 10:41 pm (UTC)
darkblade: (Default)
From: [personal profile] darkblade
I appreciate a good lawyer joke as much as the next guy but to call them not human is vastly underestimating the human race's capacity for evil.

Date: 2011-05-20 09:50 am (UTC)
kamino_neko: Kamino Neko thought a kissy icon was needed. (Smooch)
From: [personal profile] kamino_neko
They want to be allowed to do the green-skinned space-babes when they show up.

Date: 2011-05-20 05:23 pm (UTC)
valtyr: (scott barda kiss)
From: [personal profile] valtyr
I once made out with a tree. I'd hate to think I could face prison time for it. :(

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