Magneto: Not a Hero
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scans_dailyComicBookResources does it again. Given us worldess preview for Magneto: Not A Hero #1, and we know what this can lead to.
Panel 1.
"Mmmm..... we got 20 minutes before the rest of the Avengers get here. Plenty of time for me to seduce Tony's fine-ass out of that suit, get some make-up sex for Civil War, and clean up before anyone knows any better...."
Panel 2. "Yeah, that's what I am gonna do..."
Panel 3. "...Just que that funky 70's porn music on the MP3 player..."
Panel 4. "... do my peacock-of-the-walk-stalk over to Tony, now that I have his attention..."
Panel 5. "... and close the deal."
"So, we gonna do this?"
Panel 1.
"Mmmm..... we got 20 minutes before the rest of the Avengers get here. Plenty of time for me to seduce Tony's fine-ass out of that suit, get some make-up sex for Civil War, and clean up before anyone knows any better...."
Panel 2. "Yeah, that's what I am gonna do..."
Panel 3. "...Just que that funky 70's porn music on the MP3 player..."
Panel 4. "... do my peacock-of-the-walk-stalk over to Tony, now that I have his attention..."
Panel 5. "... and close the deal."
"So, we gonna do this?"
Something's missing
Thor: ODIN'S BEARD! WHAT SORCERY IS THIS!?!
Mr. Rogers: Thor we can explain-
Mr. Stark [who is stark naked]: Yes, you didn't have your Avenger's communicator so we couldn't invite you.
Thor: FOOLISH MORTALS, SURELY YOU KNOW I AM ALWAYS THERE WHEN MY HELP AND GREAT PROWESS IS NEEDED! I AM MORE THAN READY TO GIRD MY LOINS AND JOIN MY COMPANIONS IN THEIR TIME OF NEED... forever however long that takes.
Re: Something's missing
Date: 2011-10-13 06:14 pm (UTC)Re: Something's missing
Date: 2011-10-14 02:18 am (UTC)NO MORE PANTS!
Re: Something's missing
Date: 2011-10-13 06:59 pm (UTC)Re: Something's missing
Date: 2011-10-13 07:51 pm (UTC)Re: Something's missing
Date: 2011-10-14 02:52 am (UTC)Re: Something's missing
Date: 2011-10-13 06:05 pm (UTC)*fixed*
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Date: 2011-10-13 06:23 pm (UTC)Me neither.
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Date: 2011-10-13 06:46 pm (UTC)Steve Rogers, master of foreplay.
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Date: 2011-10-13 07:12 pm (UTC)XY bootay!
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Date: 2011-10-14 02:42 am (UTC)Give it up for my man Clay!
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Date: 2011-10-13 08:12 pm (UTC)"We really need to adress" *HAVE SEX* "Magneto"
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Date: 2011-10-14 12:03 am (UTC)