International Iron Man #5

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[stubbleupdate]

Did Bendis learn from Geoffrey Osborne about how to suggest something that sounds terrible, so that the bad reality sounds better?

[tigerkaya]

Oh so Bendis is still going with the Gillen's retcon, this going to be a hilarious train wreck. Also Bendis stop with the horrid dialogue of shipping it's getting old.

[super_fly]

Is he fervently hoping the Red Skull isn't his mother?

Man, Kubik would have a lot of explaining to do.

[scorntx]

See, that does sound like something the Red Skull would probably do.

"Red Skull! Why in God's name would you pretend to be Tony Stark's mother?!"
"My plans are complicated, Rodgers! You could never understand the complexity and depth of... okay, I basically did it to screw with him. That and toresolvemyowndeepseatedemotionalissueswithmymother."
"... I wish I hadn't heard that."

[beyondthefringe]

So much for his parents being Natasha and Bucky... :)

[adriantullberg]

"... so Nat ... I understand you tampered with medical files to indicate you were Tony's biological mother."

"Hmm-hmh."

"... and you must have slept with him at one point, because he's currently huddled naked in the corner of the kitchen, weeping uncontrollably."

"Oh yes. Please get out of my shot, I've only got a few minutes before he figures out my little substitution."

"Why?"

"I realised I hadn't posted anything to Instagram for awhile. Can you turn on the light, there's a terrible shadow obscuring his face."