NS: Marvel movie release schedule trailer released

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And there are quite a lot of movie titles and release dates, and a hint of another rather welll known title coming to the big screen, which I am not going to put in the tags.

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[scorntx]

The day will come soon when Disney won't bother waiting for you to die before they take your likeness.

The Disneymen cometh...

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Do you hear the Disneymen?
The Disneymen are near!
If you hear the Disneymen,
Then turn away your ear!

Do not hear the Disneymen,
Whatever else you do!
For if you hear the Disneymen,
They'll stop, and LOOK at you!

[tinygaylaura]

I understood that reference!

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It was either that or

"Can't even shout.
Can't even cry.
The Disneymen are coming by.
Looking in windows,
Knocking on doors...
They need to take seven *
and they might take yours...
Can't call to mom.
Can't say a word.
You're gonna die screaming
but you won't be heard."

* I assume they need one each from someone sleepy, grumpy, bashful, dopey, happy, sneezy and (for some reason) one from someone named "Doc". which seems a bit specific, but, well, here we are.

[tinygaylaura]

Somewhere, someone is writing a creepypasta about this even as I type these words

[scorntx]

Wouldn't even need a creepypasta, just some sort of sci-fi anthology show where the names have been changed juuuust enough no-one gets sued / dragged off in the night.

"They want you in their film, they won't take 'no' for an answer... and it doesn't really matter if you're alive or dead..."

[tinygaylaura]

Charlie Brooker now knows what he'll be doing for an episode of the next season of Black Mirror