My Absolutely Favoritest Story of All Time

[uadlika]

It's a wee bit early, but I've been home sick for the last three days, and desperately need some cheer. This was posted on S_D 1.0 and prompted me to buy my very first non-collected comic book. So here it is, Christmas, Bat- and Super-Dickery style:

A kid writes to the Daily Planet about whether or not Santa was real and Perry decides that this is the Best Story That Ever Was:



Get him his coffee woman, it's called DICKery, not what you've got.

Jimmy says "I know whose job this is" and Clark goes, yes...."SUPER SANTA."



Batman convinces SuperSanta that what he's doing is quite silly because he is a Big Damn Hero who can't just take a night off to play Santa. SuperSanta goes home to change into his normal Superman outfit, but since he has so many gifts he might as well delivery them anyway....






And that there is quite possibly my favorite image ever. Because what says Christmas better than Superman punching out a Santa-dressed Batman?

Merry Holidays Scans_Daily!

Comments

[katzedecimal]

Wow, this... this is just so beautiful.. laughably cliche sexism, Santa abuse, My Parents Are Dead, and child-scarring Superdickery, all in one place! It truly is Christmas!