VOLSTAGG IS AWESOME.

[proteus_lives]

Greetings True Believers!

Those of you who have followed my Thor posts already know that Volstagg, the Lion of Asgard rocks like a hurricane, verily.

But a horrible thought occurred to me, what of those who nothing of Thor? They know not the epic awesome that is Volstagg the Voluminous!

So, fellow S_Ders, take the Volstagg challenge! View this post and then dare claim that the big V does not rock your socks off.

Have at thee!

Suggested Tags: char: hogun, char: fandral, char: sif, char: volstagg, title: thor, creator: j michael straczynski, creator: marko djurdjevic, publisher: marvel comics



Volstagg is cooking at Bill's Diner in Broxton, Oklahoma. Why? Because he felt like rocking the grill, that's why.





Dr. Doom has sent some powered-up Doombots to attack Broxton and Donald Blake. Sif and the Warriors Three leap into battle.

But the Doombots declare that their power level is over 9000.



They stepped to Volstagg and that shit does not go unanswered.





How do you say "YOU GOT KNOCKED DA FUCK OUT!" in Asgardian?



Back up Sif! Volstagg is a married man!

There you have it. Volstagg manages to be EPIC/METAL and kind/funny at the same time. Verily!

Comments

[mcity]

Volstagg's last lines are ten times funnier for *not* being in modern english.

[sherkahn]

They do not call him the Herc of... I mean, the Lion of Asgard for nothing.

Why, even mere streets fear him.

[tacobob]

Oh no! The Doombots' super secret weakness! Moobs!

[freezer]

Full Frontal Assault Volstagg... there are less scary chemical weapons out there (Probably less effective as well).

[icon_uk]

Especially after eating beans

[blake_reitz]

"There is nothing that is more than Volstagg!"
NOTHING!

[heartsalliance]

Haha, ok, you win; I'm totally going out and picking up THOR. It's the non-stop fat jokes and how he just puts 'em down. HATERS GON' HATE~~

[proteus_lives]

I love your Arthur icon!

[cmdr_zoom]

DID SOMEONE ORDER A LARGE HAM BRIAN BLESSED?

[ulf_boehnke]

WHY YES! SOMEBODY DID!

[his-spiffyness.livejournal.com]

That would so make the Thor movie epically awesome.

[proteus_lives]

If only!!

[grimmbear]

Bwahahaha!

[blackruzsa]

"Though it might take some time for them to get that far"

THAT WON IT.

Oh Volstagg :D As a lady, I rightly swoon over his mightiness.

[terrykun]

It is not merely ladies that it is right to swoon over him. *fans self*

[blackruzsa]

.... 8D
WE NEED TO MAKE SHIRTS XD

[endis_ni]

I join you in the swooning!

What can I say, I like a lad with a decent amount of meat on the bone.

[blackruzsa]

And that's not just meat 8D IT'S HARD MEAT. MUSCLE MEAT.
VOLSTAGG MEAT.

Available at your local grocery ;)

[endis_ni]

Available at your local grocery ;)

I wish!

[badjahsensei]

*blinks*

What issue was this from?

[ormardu.blogspot.com]

I bet there is whole network of Volstagg -the Ultimate Bear types sites in the Marvel U's internet....

[cainofdreaming]

I fail the challenge. And I didn't even have socks on when I started viewing this post... My dermatologist will contact you with the bill.

[perletwo]

HE NEEDS OUR HELP WITH HIS SEXY FIGHT!

[shadowpsykie]

LOL oh Paco.... :)

[outlawpoet]

Teenagers. How does Batman cope?

[cmdr_zoom]

Drugs their water, I bet.

[joasakura]

*_* You keep ON with your bad self, volstagg!

[droolfangrrl]

I've always loved Volstagg and the warriors three. This is just a happy renewal of that love. I love how they trash talk each other and especially Volstagg and his response is always "SILENCE."

[terrykun]

and his response is always "SILENCE."

"I KEEL YOU!"

[halloweenjack]

Sif's looking mighty mighty herself, there.

[proteus_lives]

Very on-the-mark!

I'm now seeing a Sif/Big Barda crossover. Brickhouses of the multiverse unite!

[nezchan]

I'm beginning to think putting the Warriors Three in the Thor movie is a big mistake.

With Vostagg there, what need is there for a ponce like Thor?

[endis_ni]

"Stand thee at the back and look pretty. For today, Volstagg will triumph 'gainst the inevitable CGI!"

[karthzon.livejournal.com]

You know, I wonder. Fandral is Errol Flynn, Volstagg is obviously BRIAN BLESSED, but is Hogun modeled after a specific actor too?