VOLSTAGG IS AWESOME.
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scans_dailyGreetings True Believers!
Those of you who have followed my Thor posts already know that Volstagg, the Lion of Asgard rocks like a hurricane, verily.
But a horrible thought occurred to me, what of those who nothing of Thor? They know not the epic awesome that is Volstagg the Voluminous!
So, fellow S_Ders, take the Volstagg challenge! View this post and then dare claim that the big V does not rock your socks off.
Have at thee!
Suggested Tags: char: hogun, char: fandral, char: sif, char: volstagg, title: thor, creator: j michael straczynski, creator: marko djurdjevic, publisher: marvel comics
Volstagg is cooking at Bill's Diner in Broxton, Oklahoma. Why? Because he felt like rocking the grill, that's why.
Dr. Doom has sent some powered-up Doombots to attack Broxton and Donald Blake. Sif and the Warriors Three leap into battle.
But the Doombots declare that their power level is over 9000.
They stepped to Volstagg and that shit does not go unanswered.
How do you say "YOU GOT KNOCKED DA FUCK OUT!" in Asgardian?
Back up Sif! Volstagg is a married man!
There you have it. Volstagg manages to be EPIC/METAL and kind/funny at the same time. Verily!
Those of you who have followed my Thor posts already know that Volstagg, the Lion of Asgard rocks like a hurricane, verily.
But a horrible thought occurred to me, what of those who nothing of Thor? They know not the epic awesome that is Volstagg the Voluminous!
So, fellow S_Ders, take the Volstagg challenge! View this post and then dare claim that the big V does not rock your socks off.
Have at thee!
Suggested Tags: char: hogun, char: fandral, char: sif, char: volstagg, title: thor, creator: j michael straczynski, creator: marko djurdjevic, publisher: marvel comics
Volstagg is cooking at Bill's Diner in Broxton, Oklahoma. Why? Because he felt like rocking the grill, that's why.
Dr. Doom has sent some powered-up Doombots to attack Broxton and Donald Blake. Sif and the Warriors Three leap into battle.
But the Doombots declare that their power level is over 9000.
They stepped to Volstagg and that shit does not go unanswered.
How do you say "YOU GOT KNOCKED DA FUCK OUT!" in Asgardian?
Back up Sif! Volstagg is a married man!
There you have it. Volstagg manages to be EPIC/METAL and kind/funny at the same time. Verily!
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