Help Me Find Some Batman/Black Mask: Idiot from the start

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I'm trying to make a list of all my favorite Batman stories for someone, and I'm looking for two Batman stories I used to love... I'm after completely forgetting the writers and issues. I know they were on the old site.

One had Batman fighting ninjas with pots and pans in a kitchen

and the other was a classic with Batman hounding a group of bank robbers, that had killed a bystander, chasing them relentlessly, even dragging one of them underwater

Any help would be greatly appreciated.

In return, I give you: idiocy.

( Black Mask, God-Emperor of Morons )

DCU Blog has another Red Lantern image

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Team Scarlet Centurio... wait, no no .... the Blood Stryke Forc- no no, that's not it.... the Crimson Commando's?

From Red Lantern Corps 101

( These guys, surprisingly, make a good choir. )

Ultimate Peter and MJ have "the talk"

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Inspired by this post,
http://asylums.insanejournal.com/scans_daily/233061.html#cutid1

...I decided to post what Ultimate Spider-Man's views of teenager sex were.

Sorry about the size of the letters, my scanner was playing up.
( Contains Spoilers )

The Origin of Barbara Gordon as Batgirl

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Now, I love Babs as Oracle, and Cass as Batgirl, but that doesn't mean I have no love for Babs' time as Batgirl. Especially these stories.

( How Babs Became Batgirl )

Ah, Deadpool Week...

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Gasp! There's been a murder in Providence!

Who better to solve this than our favourite Merc with a Mouth, complete with a fedora and trenchcoat?


( In which 'Pool is a dick. A private dick. A DETECTIVE. )

It's Baaaaaaaaack....

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Since I feel like taking a 'nother communal field trip down to comic book history, I give thee a few pages I scanned off of a typical romance rag which may or may not have mindrinsed a few 14 year olds in its time.

Welp, let us snark.

( Oh, so it's alright as long as it's the village bicycle? )

More Batgirl love

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I'm not actually sure that Babs!Batgirl actually needs more love, since about thirty percent of those who frequent Newsarama love her, but I'm posting this anyway. It's my favorite Babs as Batgirl story and it's also a really cute Robin story. (No bondage, sorry.)

( I'm Batwoman )

Hal Jordan: Unnecessary

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From 'The Man Who murdered Santa Claus' Justice League #110 1974
Reprinted in Christmas with the superheroes #1

( It happens to everyone once? )

How Mary Jane quit smoking

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( Winston tastes good like a cigarette should. )